Tuesday, June 28, 2011


  1. A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
  2. Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No.Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
  3. Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
  4. Dear Warner Bros: Now that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
  5. Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
  6. Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says “Look, a dead bird.” Blonde looks up in the sky, “WHERE, WHERE?”
  7. Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
  8. Scratch here - ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal today’s status?
  9. Would like to congratulate their parents on having such an awesome daughter-well done! :P
  10. When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
  11. Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
  12. Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
  13. I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".
  14. A murderer was sitting on the electric chair. "Do u have any last requests?" "Yes, will u hold my smile 57+ Insanely Funny Facebook Status Ideas and Updates!hand?" XD
  15. Boy: hey dad I got a girlfriend Dad: Good job son! Girl: Hey daddy I got a boyfriend Dad: *loads shotgun*
  16. Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
  17. I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
  18. Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you're in Heaven!
  19. Insert coin to view status message?
  20. When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half!
  21. If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in jesus name amen".
  22. Ques: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys? Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks, .. But Paying the Bill does.
  23. Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know
  24. Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we'll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me
  25. ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – Saket Narayan

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

eHarmony Video Bio

What you all missed..

HEY, so a lot of stuff has been happening since my last post.

Today I finally wore my new shoes to school in the morning but what i didn't know someone else had the exact same one's so i once i found out i rushed inside the school and took off my "Nike's" and put them in my locker. Some of my friends told me she had the same pair but i never knew, and i didn't even see them..So right now they are in my locker and once i see that person and she is wearing the same shoes i will not wear them to school but if they are different i will wear them! I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING! Why do you care?!?! ..see people in my school take everything way to seriously, so if someone is wearing the same thing you are..oh they will lock you out make your week a living hell, i know right CRAZY! So i am praying that person don't have the same shoes as me!

ALSO today our grade 8 level is getting ready for play day! We are planning it out because it is starting next week and we have to do good! The grade 8's are hosting the event and planning. Me and my group is doing this dance off where kids and whatever dance and challenge each other and just have fun!Today in the afternoon we were testing out the events, we were doing "Tug of War" girls VS boys and boys won the whole 3 games but the girls were winning for like ten seconds.. but it was great!

We also did this literacy test and i think i did okay on..ANYWAY that is not even the biggest drama! SO there is this girl and she has made people lives a living hell and hurt them in so many ways ever since she got here in grade 6! She like the queen that no one could ever stand up to without getting beat up or there lives ruined for the rest of the school year. Well ever since my classmates have returned from camp, they all started hating on her because at camp she made this girl cry even thou she didn't do anything! IT WAS LIKE JERSEY SHORE AT THAT CAMP! Anyways..her karma finally got to her and no one is talking to her they hate her so much it's not even funny she has been hanging out with little kids hiding in the washroom, but i also feel bad because no one should ever go though that pain.

So she is being hating on, her best friends and her friends turned against her and they want to beat her up. She is going to have the worst weeks of her life right now...

She is known for being a slut and doing all of these nasty things that people want to throw up, she is a lier because she told people she was moving but she isn't and she is going to get hate for that. She has been caught flirting with other people's boyfriends and causing a lot of drama! I think she acts out this way because her dad left her when she was young and never saw him ever again she has so many brothers and sisters then live in a 2 bed room apartment. She doesn't really have a lot of money and she has a police record and yea..you can just tell by reading this that she acts out. That girl kind of deserves it because all the things she did, being a two face, acting like she ruled the school, making people cry, and  hide in fear..she deserves it! but i feel bad! It wouldn't be a shocker if she didn't show up to school tomorrow.

For grad we are going to this restaurant and this small dance at our school, we also have to start our dance that dues on Friday and today is Wednesday! We have chosen to do "Blow" by Kesha.

so anyway i gotta go do my math homework!


Sunday, June 12, 2011

I don't know what to call this..

I am heard such a very true saying and it was very sweet!

Your heart is on the left, but it's always right.

I have been hearing a lot of funny, romantic sad status and i have been posting them up a lot these past few weeks because i want others to find your status and go "aww" or "so true" and think about it.

well..anyways I had saw the new trailer for "Harry Potter" part 2 and i really want to see it! I had posted the trailer up and it is below..

I have to go shopping today because i have to go to this family event so i need so new cloths, so i am going shopping today! My other friend is going to a wedding today, and i hope she has FUN! =]

I have posted a lot today.. 

I have been watching more T.V. and yea not a lot to say ..

well BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2" TV Spot #2

Never Ending Rain
You had to go and that is understood.
Things just weren't right here for you.
The feeling you have given me
Has left me alone, standing alone.
I'm almost certain that you can see.

During your absence it has given me time
To think of ways I can escape this.
To run away from the pain.
Nothing ever seems to work
It's almost like a never ending rain.

With you there and me here standing alone
I worry for the day to come
The day when we are further apart
You won't be there in the coming year,
To help me through things, but you will be in my heart.

There is also a fear of being detached,
Of being separate for so long.
We have progressed through the years.
The times we have shared merely brightened my day
And now all I can do is shed the tears.

The hurt that I am feeling right now,
I know that you can feel it inside.
But I want you to remember that once its through,
You will always be my big brother,
Someone whom I will forever look up to.

Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Love hurts

Okay so my friend is dealing with a lot of problems.. she has a crush on this guy and he doesn't like her back and she tried to keep a serect but he found out, but what we didn't know was how long ago..and he knew for a while . My friend is in love and she had been writitng this online journal about her feelings and everything, but her so called "friend" who is also friends with her crush told him about the online journal and now she is so angry and none of us knew that someone showed him the journal..and he was freaked out at first but now he doesn't care anymore and said even in his own words "I will never date her in a million years" and that was SO MEAN!
Me and my other friend went and asked him a few question saying "who told you", do you even care" and he said; NO! He is a real jerk!

My friend with the crush had cried over him a lot of times but right now ... she does not know what to think anymore, but on Monday she is going to talk to him and clear this all up and talk to him. And since he knew that she liked him he knew that she lied, because every time someone told him or someone said some thing about him and her she would be like "We are just friends" and nothing more. So he knew she was lieing and that got him a little annoyed, and i hope when she talks to him, she won't lie again! =[

BUT FOR SURE... my friend will NEVER! be writing online no more.. I am but i really don't care if people find out..i do but i don't write a lot of "MY" stuff here.

So for the past few weeks we have been helping her to move on but she is really sensitive and very stubborn so she does her own thing. Which drives me crazy because whats the point of me being there if she won't listen to what we have to say ... but i am still there. =]

She has not been to school for a while and she will be back on Monday and she will tell first thing!

But after that she will be still having a broken heart and we gotta help her mend it.


BYE!!!!!! hope your love is going well.. =]

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Who wants a cool status... ME!!!

  • Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
  • Aaah! Finally I got a password for my computer other than just "password".
  • One should learn how to save water! Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter.
  • Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first
    reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor? (I don't know about
    you, but I have done this a couple of times).
  • %u2026isfaci ngamaj orprob lemwi hisspa cebarple asehelp.
  • Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day.
  • I do give the waiters a good tip, but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
  • Dear Lord, please give me some patience NOW! NOW! NOW!
  • Oh hello! I see that the assassins have failed.
  • Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.
  • At the airport customs, if you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" never reply, "Why? What do you need?"
  • What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror. Simple!
  • Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
  • ..is dead. Yet here you are reading her update. What does that make you?
  • ... is a big mystery that you can never solve.
  • I said 'no' to drugs, but they simply would not listen.
  • ... does not suffer from insanity. She is enjoying every minute of it.
  • I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
  • ... thinks that if your relationship status is "it's complicated", then it's high time that you change it to 'single'.
  • My computer beats me at chess. So what? It was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • ... is color blind but is still trying to solve a Rubik cube. This could take a while.
  • Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.
  • Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.
  • Bought some batteries for my children as Christmas gift and it has a note that says 'toys not included'.
  • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back ever.
  • Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.
  • Always remember that stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
  • I think, and thus we have nothing in common.
  • Statistically speaking, 8/6 people have trouble computing fractions.
  • is wondering when can a chicken cross the road without being questioned?
  • ... wants to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime.
  • ....went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book.
    When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally,
    well played.
  • Congratulations! You've just read this sentence.
  • Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
  • ... warns you to be careful with your head, cause once even he had an open mind until all his brains fell off.
  • A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local
    primary school's pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water%u2026..
    Is that wrong?

Sunday, June 5, 2011

The taste of FREEDOM taste's good!

I am out of lock down from my room and now i can finally taste freedom!! (fantastic)

I am just bored talking to friends and also watching a little T.V.  I am watching this awesome movie series that a lot of people know.. "Bad Boys" and "Bad Boys 2" , love the first and the second!!!

I love watching movies, they are the best. I am very tired and i am not so happy because there is school tomorrow and i don't want to go to school, i really DO NOT want to deal with problems and drama! At school people are telling things to your face now, instead of talking behind your back. Since school is going to be  over really soon, people are letting out their feeling they had on others. Saying things they wanted to say for years and all that's doing is causing the worst days of school instead of the best.

I have not been doing that because these are the last days of elementary school and i am off to high school so i need these few days to be great, and make sure my name is not involved in any situations...but maybe i could have some last words for people i wanted to punch to the ground...MAYBE :) but i shouldn't =]

I have been posting more video's now and hoping to get more viewers and even more followers because i don't have a  lot.


Here is the link if you want to share this to friends.

LINK:  http://nellanablog.blogspot.com/

SO YEA....

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]  keep on reading and following me! thanks =]

Friday, June 3, 2011


My friends our never there, today when i needed to talk to them they were going somewhere or just wanted to "shut up" in her words. I am in my room, lock down from my mom who told me to stay in my room and not come out, i have been here or about 2 days she has been giving me food and everything but the only way i can get out of my room is to use the washroom.I AM IN LOCK DOWN!

I have no internet access and i am mad, i am getting annoyed and bored out of my life! My classmates have returned from there trip to camp and i am stuck in this room wanting to talk to my friends but they are busy. =[ I am not mad at them..i just wanted someone to talk to ..which would be nice. BUT LATER MY FRIENDS CALLED AND AND LATER SHE WENT TO SLEEP. =]

I got some new shoes, i got some "Nike" and they are very nice in my eyes. They have a soft blue check mark with soft blue writing, most of the shoe is in black and white. (As i type i can hear this crazy lady yelling)
I am getting very tired because of this massive heat. My friends had told me that there has been a lot of problems in camp, like DRAMA! I really want to here it, one piece of drama is about me, and I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!

I have not been searching the internet, checking on Facebook for notifcations or looking at Youtube for some new smashing video's. (I still here that crazy lady yelling)

It is the weekend and i am bored out of my life, praying i  will get back my internet. I have school on Monday and i don't want to go but i'll see my friends again.

OH my friends want to meet up on Sunday to talk and everything..but i don't think if i can meet up.


BYE! =]


  • U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.
  • X went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
  • Hi, my name is Damimeve. The ‘mime’ is silent.
  • I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares.
  • In an interview, “I can multitask housework with facebook!”
  • X is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
  • never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
  • a day late and a dollar short.
  • Insert coin to view my status message.
  • If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
  • We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .
  • happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her.
  • seen pictures of you naked on the internet.
  • remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
  • > $20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you home.
  • 20/20 hearing!