Saturday, May 14, 2011

FACEBOOK STATUS!

FACEBOOK STATUS
  Katie and Dave : Replace with your name. HAVE FUN!

Katie used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
Dave is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
Katie dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
Dave says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Katie is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd
Dave is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.
Katie is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Dave doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
Katie ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
Dave is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
Katie thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
Dave before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!

3 comments:

Remeber-Miii said...

I love this video and this SONG damn - and I hope you have a greatday you have an awesome blog and are gr8 - plus u owe me pizza:)~wit luv

Remeber-Miii said...

I luv u - have a gr8 day - u owe me pizza - plus i luv this song and video

nellana said...

LOL Thanks MICAL!