Friday, December 23, 2011

You are YOU!

We all have some sort of power in us, it could be small or big, or come in different packages. Example; the earth. It's power is the bold thunder and lightning, which can make a huge statement. It turns the sky from darkness into light, even for a second, and it's roar is breathe taking.

We have that in us, some of us are too shy to let that "wild side" out of us. Some stay hiding behind books and have "bad self-confidence" to speak out and make a scene. Well.. we all have confidence, it is in there , somewhere. You gotta find it. It may come from the way to walk, talk, draw, sing, whatever.. it can come from your face too, or not. but you have to know it's in there. 

Men normally don't like girls who wear make-up, saying "why would you put that gunk on your face". But there is a reason. It's a boost of confidence! Knowing that your blemishes are covered, your lips are covered in gloss, so the light hits it perfectly, your eyes are shimmering from that baby blue eye shadow. It makes you look beautiful, but underneath that layer of "artificial beauty" there is you, just you. YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF! 

People may look at you and already have first impressions of you. They may think she/he is bad, doesn't seem fun or seems like ...whatever. It is what you think of yourself. Don't let people be the judge of the show, you are the show. Without you, the show cannot go forward, and become a  MASTER PIECE! Here is something interesting.... Strangers could be looking at this young girl who is 16 teen and is pregnant, normally you would think; "what a slut", but you have no clue where she has been. She could have gotten raped, maybe was the top of her class, smart, had loads to give to the world and was raped, and her life had turned into hell.  People may know you as the person who always study's, who always puts school over fun, but when you are in the shower and have that crazy annoying tune stuck in your head, you become a rock-star!  Singing and waving to your shampoo like it's your biggest fan! People say; you let out your true self in the shower. I can back that statement up real easy. :)

Is it bad to dream big! NO! If you wanna be a rock-star, go for it! Don't think about the odds! If you love it, it shouldn't be even called work! You may or may not wanna be that person who always calls you at the worst times asking you if you wanna buy this dishwasher. Those people sit behind desks, talking to a person they have never met in there life, every day it's something new, a new person but same old routine.

Lets talk about strength! STRENGTH! We all got it in our muscles, but what i am talking about is what flows through our soul and heart Or even from family or friends. It can come out through our fists and through our words, i am the wordy type in this case. I am honestly do get nervous to ask questions, and to speak in front of people. But when the time comes i shine like a shooting start, we all have our moments in life. We also may think how crying is a way of showing our weakness, but to me have been too strong for too long. Its a nice way of looking at.

The people who read this, inspire me to write here. I have confidence on the way i write now, you guys make me feel wanted in this big world. Thank you. I hope this brings you confidence!

Here is anther cute picture! There is a whole world out there for you and me!

KEEP ON READING! I'll post a music video which inspired me to write this!

Saturday, December 17, 2011


Bro's over hoe's. WAIT, Chicks over dicks.

(BLANK) riding ponies, needs more quarters.

 Gotta get down on Friday, but everyday i am shuffling.

A smile is what it takes.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Ben Barnes.. :)

As you may or may not know, i am a tamil, but i have light skin. If people ask me
"oh, what's your background?" And i will respond ; "I'm tamil" and this is always their reaction; "OH MY GOD YOUR TAMIL?!?!?, I SWEAR YOUR INDIAN OR SOMETHING??" like, really?!?? is this really necessarily!
Anyway, i am sick.. with a damn runny nose! I can't even swallow! =[
The bright side i am done my geography essay! & watching Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader! Ben Barnes, you are handsome! MY KNIGHT IN SHINNING ARMOUR!

His stair is so ..*&$^*))***&%()*$## LIKE OH MY GOD!

You cannot describe how pretty he is!



I know your melting! <3
(tilt your head to the right and there is a heart, OMG)

Well my friend told she wanted to come over, but i wouldn't hold my breathe! Just saying.. she has that habit of breaking promises. AND! THE WORST MEMORY IN THE WORLD!! I NEVER!!!! yea.. but i she still rocks! :)


Tuesday, June 28, 2011


  1. A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
  2. Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No.Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
  3. Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
  4. Dear Warner Bros: Now that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
  5. Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
  6. Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says “Look, a dead bird.” Blonde looks up in the sky, “WHERE, WHERE?”
  7. Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
  8. Scratch here - ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal today’s status?
  9. Would like to congratulate their parents on having such an awesome daughter-well done! :P
  10. When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
  11. Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
  12. Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
  13. I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".
  14. A murderer was sitting on the electric chair. "Do u have any last requests?" "Yes, will u hold my smile 57+ Insanely Funny Facebook Status Ideas and Updates!hand?" XD
  15. Boy: hey dad I got a girlfriend Dad: Good job son! Girl: Hey daddy I got a boyfriend Dad: *loads shotgun*
  16. Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
  17. I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
  18. Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you're in Heaven!
  19. Insert coin to view status message?
  20. When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half!
  21. If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in jesus name amen".
  22. Ques: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys? Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks, .. But Paying the Bill does.
  23. Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know
  24. Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we'll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me
  25. ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – Saket Narayan

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

eHarmony Video Bio

What you all missed..

HEY, so a lot of stuff has been happening since my last post.

Today I finally wore my new shoes to school in the morning but what i didn't know someone else had the exact same one's so i once i found out i rushed inside the school and took off my "Nike's" and put them in my locker. Some of my friends told me she had the same pair but i never knew, and i didn't even see them..So right now they are in my locker and once i see that person and she is wearing the same shoes i will not wear them to school but if they are different i will wear them! I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING! Why do you care?!?! ..see people in my school take everything way to seriously, so if someone is wearing the same thing you are..oh they will lock you out make your week a living hell, i know right CRAZY! So i am praying that person don't have the same shoes as me!

ALSO today our grade 8 level is getting ready for play day! We are planning it out because it is starting next week and we have to do good! The grade 8's are hosting the event and planning. Me and my group is doing this dance off where kids and whatever dance and challenge each other and just have fun!Today in the afternoon we were testing out the events, we were doing "Tug of War" girls VS boys and boys won the whole 3 games but the girls were winning for like ten seconds.. but it was great!

We also did this literacy test and i think i did okay on..ANYWAY that is not even the biggest drama! SO there is this girl and she has made people lives a living hell and hurt them in so many ways ever since she got here in grade 6! She like the queen that no one could ever stand up to without getting beat up or there lives ruined for the rest of the school year. Well ever since my classmates have returned from camp, they all started hating on her because at camp she made this girl cry even thou she didn't do anything! IT WAS LIKE JERSEY SHORE AT THAT CAMP! Anyways..her karma finally got to her and no one is talking to her they hate her so much it's not even funny she has been hanging out with little kids hiding in the washroom, but i also feel bad because no one should ever go though that pain.

So she is being hating on, her best friends and her friends turned against her and they want to beat her up. She is going to have the worst weeks of her life right now...

She is known for being a slut and doing all of these nasty things that people want to throw up, she is a lier because she told people she was moving but she isn't and she is going to get hate for that. She has been caught flirting with other people's boyfriends and causing a lot of drama! I think she acts out this way because her dad left her when she was young and never saw him ever again she has so many brothers and sisters then live in a 2 bed room apartment. She doesn't really have a lot of money and she has a police record and can just tell by reading this that she acts out. That girl kind of deserves it because all the things she did, being a two face, acting like she ruled the school, making people cry, and  hide in fear..she deserves it! but i feel bad! It wouldn't be a shocker if she didn't show up to school tomorrow.

For grad we are going to this restaurant and this small dance at our school, we also have to start our dance that dues on Friday and today is Wednesday! We have chosen to do "Blow" by Kesha.

so anyway i gotta go do my math homework!


Sunday, June 12, 2011

I don't know what to call this..

I am heard such a very true saying and it was very sweet!

Your heart is on the left, but it's always right.

I have been hearing a lot of funny, romantic sad status and i have been posting them up a lot these past few weeks because i want others to find your status and go "aww" or "so true" and think about it.

well..anyways I had saw the new trailer for "Harry Potter" part 2 and i really want to see it! I had posted the trailer up and it is below..

I have to go shopping today because i have to go to this family event so i need so new cloths, so i am going shopping today! My other friend is going to a wedding today, and i hope she has FUN! =]

I have posted a lot today.. 

I have been watching more T.V. and yea not a lot to say ..

well BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2" TV Spot #2

Never Ending Rain
You had to go and that is understood.
Things just weren't right here for you.
The feeling you have given me
Has left me alone, standing alone.
I'm almost certain that you can see.

During your absence it has given me time
To think of ways I can escape this.
To run away from the pain.
Nothing ever seems to work
It's almost like a never ending rain.

With you there and me here standing alone
I worry for the day to come
The day when we are further apart
You won't be there in the coming year,
To help me through things, but you will be in my heart.

There is also a fear of being detached,
Of being separate for so long.
We have progressed through the years.
The times we have shared merely brightened my day
And now all I can do is shed the tears.

The hurt that I am feeling right now,
I know that you can feel it inside.
But I want you to remember that once its through,
You will always be my big brother,
Someone whom I will forever look up to.

Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Love hurts

Okay so my friend is dealing with a lot of problems.. she has a crush on this guy and he doesn't like her back and she tried to keep a serect but he found out, but what we didn't know was how long ago..and he knew for a while . My friend is in love and she had been writitng this online journal about her feelings and everything, but her so called "friend" who is also friends with her crush told him about the online journal and now she is so angry and none of us knew that someone showed him the journal..and he was freaked out at first but now he doesn't care anymore and said even in his own words "I will never date her in a million years" and that was SO MEAN!
Me and my other friend went and asked him a few question saying "who told you", do you even care" and he said; NO! He is a real jerk!

My friend with the crush had cried over him a lot of times but right now ... she does not know what to think anymore, but on Monday she is going to talk to him and clear this all up and talk to him. And since he knew that she liked him he knew that she lied, because every time someone told him or someone said some thing about him and her she would be like "We are just friends" and nothing more. So he knew she was lieing and that got him a little annoyed, and i hope when she talks to him, she won't lie again! =[

BUT FOR SURE... my friend will NEVER! be writing online no more.. I am but i really don't care if people find out..i do but i don't write a lot of "MY" stuff here.

So for the past few weeks we have been helping her to move on but she is really sensitive and very stubborn so she does her own thing. Which drives me crazy because whats the point of me being there if she won't listen to what we have to say ... but i am still there. =]

She has not been to school for a while and she will be back on Monday and she will tell first thing!

But after that she will be still having a broken heart and we gotta help her mend it.


BYE!!!!!! hope your love is going well.. =]

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Who wants a cool status... ME!!!

  • Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
  • Aaah! Finally I got a password for my computer other than just "password".
  • One should learn how to save water! Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter.
  • Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first
    reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor? (I don't know about
    you, but I have done this a couple of times).
  • %u2026isfaci ngamaj orprob lemwi hisspa cebarple asehelp.
  • Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day.
  • I do give the waiters a good tip, but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
  • Dear Lord, please give me some patience NOW! NOW! NOW!
  • Oh hello! I see that the assassins have failed.
  • Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.
  • At the airport customs, if you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" never reply, "Why? What do you need?"
  • What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror. Simple!
  • Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
  • dead. Yet here you are reading her update. What does that make you?
  • ... is a big mystery that you can never solve.
  • I said 'no' to drugs, but they simply would not listen.
  • ... does not suffer from insanity. She is enjoying every minute of it.
  • I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
  • ... thinks that if your relationship status is "it's complicated", then it's high time that you change it to 'single'.
  • My computer beats me at chess. So what? It was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • ... is color blind but is still trying to solve a Rubik cube. This could take a while.
  • Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.
  • Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.
  • Bought some batteries for my children as Christmas gift and it has a note that says 'toys not included'.
  • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back ever.
  • Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.
  • Always remember that stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
  • I think, and thus we have nothing in common.
  • Statistically speaking, 8/6 people have trouble computing fractions.
  • is wondering when can a chicken cross the road without being questioned?
  • ... wants to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime.
  • ....went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book.
    When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally,
    well played.
  • Congratulations! You've just read this sentence.
  • Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
  • ... warns you to be careful with your head, cause once even he had an open mind until all his brains fell off.
  • A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local
    primary school's pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water%u2026..
    Is that wrong?

Sunday, June 5, 2011

The taste of FREEDOM taste's good!

I am out of lock down from my room and now i can finally taste freedom!! (fantastic)

I am just bored talking to friends and also watching a little T.V.  I am watching this awesome movie series that a lot of people know.. "Bad Boys" and "Bad Boys 2" , love the first and the second!!!

I love watching movies, they are the best. I am very tired and i am not so happy because there is school tomorrow and i don't want to go to school, i really DO NOT want to deal with problems and drama! At school people are telling things to your face now, instead of talking behind your back. Since school is going to be  over really soon, people are letting out their feeling they had on others. Saying things they wanted to say for years and all that's doing is causing the worst days of school instead of the best.

I have not been doing that because these are the last days of elementary school and i am off to high school so i need these few days to be great, and make sure my name is not involved in any situations...but maybe i could have some last words for people i wanted to punch to the ground...MAYBE :) but i shouldn't =]

I have been posting more video's now and hoping to get more viewers and even more followers because i don't have a  lot.


Here is the link if you want to share this to friends.


SO YEA....

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]  keep on reading and following me! thanks =]

Friday, June 3, 2011


My friends our never there, today when i needed to talk to them they were going somewhere or just wanted to "shut up" in her words. I am in my room, lock down from my mom who told me to stay in my room and not come out, i have been here or about 2 days she has been giving me food and everything but the only way i can get out of my room is to use the washroom.I AM IN LOCK DOWN!

I have no internet access and i am mad, i am getting annoyed and bored out of my life! My classmates have returned from there trip to camp and i am stuck in this room wanting to talk to my friends but they are busy. =[ I am not mad at them..i just wanted someone to talk to ..which would be nice. BUT LATER MY FRIENDS CALLED AND AND LATER SHE WENT TO SLEEP. =]

I got some new shoes, i got some "Nike" and they are very nice in my eyes. They have a soft blue check mark with soft blue writing, most of the shoe is in black and white. (As i type i can hear this crazy lady yelling)
I am getting very tired because of this massive heat. My friends had told me that there has been a lot of problems in camp, like DRAMA! I really want to here it, one piece of drama is about me, and I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!

I have not been searching the internet, checking on Facebook for notifcations or looking at Youtube for some new smashing video's. (I still here that crazy lady yelling)

It is the weekend and i am bored out of my life, praying i  will get back my internet. I have school on Monday and i don't want to go but i'll see my friends again.

OH my friends want to meet up on Sunday to talk and everything..but i don't think if i can meet up.


BYE! =]


  • U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.
  • X went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
  • Hi, my name is Damimeve. The ‘mime’ is silent.
  • I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares.
  • In an interview, “I can multitask housework with facebook!”
  • X is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
  • never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
  • a day late and a dollar short.
  • Insert coin to view my status message.
  • If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
  • We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .
  • happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her.
  • seen pictures of you naked on the internet.
  • remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
  • > $20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you home.
  • 20/20 hearing!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011


Finally found out after YouTube change, how to but up video's up! THANK GOD!

I was only posting writing only which is kind of boring. I wanted my viewers to listen to music as they read my post or whatever!

I have been posting a lot today, because i am very bored and have nothing to do.

Oh i forgot to tell you my dad is getting contacts and getting this very small procedure for his eye because he has this thing that has to be fixed. Nothing big or a life killing situation. =]

AND I have started using titles for my posts now!
So yea..bye!


BYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]

Avril Lavigne - Smile

Christina Perri - Jar of Hearts Official Video

Beyoncé - Run The World (Girls)


In the Matrix Movies the heroes are young, strong, fast, quick thinking, talented, fighters. But as they battle to save the world, each other and their own lives, they constantly find their movement limited by locked doors, walls and other barriers. They find that they cannot reach their destinies. At times they find themselves imprisoned, trapped, going in circles, and vulnerable as their enemy controls their movement. 

Strength, talent, beauty, and speed are not enough.

But there passion to save lives and make a change is POWERFUL! =]


So today i am supposed to be at school going on our graduation trip to camp, but my mom said no which is not a big deal to me so yea, but i am going to the grad dinner they have planned.

My class and the rest of the grade 8's will be back on Friday afternoon so i am staying home until they come back, but i will be going to school on Monday because they will come back at 5:00pm and school is over by 3:30pm and after the weekend come's and i'll be back on school on MONDAY!!!

OH YEA! I am getting some shoes tomorrow because i didn't go on my trip and my mom felt bad, so we are going to sport check and getting me some fancy shoes, the brand i want it "Nike" or "Converse".


On her last show she gave out her email address ( ) i emailed her saying how i thought her show was amazing saying how she is such a amazing inspiration to me,etc.

she emailed me back saying;

Got your email.
Thank you for watching the finale.  I could feel your beating hearts, along with mine, through the TV screen.
I'm off to take a little rest, and then I'll get busy working on OWN.

Take care of yourself.

I'll write soon,

I was very HAPPY, i never thought she would reply! Or maybe it was people who she had hired?!?! I don't know but at least i got one! 
You guys should email her too, i got my reply in like two or three days, but you should be getting a reply back even if it is not in my timeline i had wrote before.

WELL anyway....



Sunday, May 29, 2011

Prisoner of Love 

Written By: Praveen  |  Category: Love 

just another random thought,

prisoner of love
sitting in the silence
of my disturbed thoughts,
i refused to think about it;
i closed my eyes,
tried to shut it tight,
carried everywhere by the wind,
it seemed so real and so true;
gazing deeply into the pool of water,
i see my face staring back in
amazement and in wonder
at the emotions that i am overcome with;
drawing me closer and closer,
stirred by the depth of passion,
torn between the life that is
and the life that will be, i struggle;
trying to find a solution,
i try to claw my way out,
i try to fight the feelings
and all the emotions i have been overcome with;
sitting in the dark,
thinking of you,
wishing you were here,
realizing i am a prisoner of love,
a prisoner of your love;

Friday, May 27, 2011

Yesterday my school had a B.B.Q fun fair and we had a bouncy house, cake wheel ,prize table and so much more. My cousins came over to the B.B.Q and i was not happy over that 3 of them came and there is one that i don't really like that much. That day i was hanging out with my friends,eating and getting prizes! OH i saw my friends that graduated last year and they have changed a lot, their outfits, style etc, I t was nice to see them again having fun!

Today people are planning out our graduation now, our theme is night in the clouds! (FANCY) We are having a dance and a dinner at a fancy restaurant, i have to pay $25.00. However it is going to be fun!

I am just like i am always saying thinking about my future..AGAIN!

The grad trip that i am not going is this coming Tuesday.. I will not be attending school for 4 days and then the weekend starts so i got a nice break!!!!!!! THANK GOD!

OH and the weekend is starting so i get another break too.

I had found out some of my so called "best friends" was talking behind my back in a mean way, which got me really mad! And today my classmate, not friend! also the person who was in my music project WHICH i did not want him/her to join...anyway she was asking these really dumb questions saying "what do you do if you hate someone" and i said "i don't talk to them and she made this 3 minute conversation about if i "hate" her. She wanted to know if i hated her without saying "do you hate me?" . P.S I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!! (there is history) So she was trying to keep on the low down basically asking if i hate her, but i didn't want to start anything so i didn't say anything..but if she had the GUTS! to say "Do you hate me?" I would have said YES! but she wants to be a smart child acting all slick and everything! REALLY JUST SAY IT, INSTEAD OF ACTING SO DUMB!

sorry about that ...anyway my dad is getting some eye surgery because his eye have this layer of puss over his eye that needs to be removed, he is going to take one month off from work and that is going to be hard for my family because he is the only one who works and we have to pay bills and everything..

It has been very gloomy outside, raining and wet, puddles everywhere!!! I want the warm sun to come out!

I have been watching T.V. and i saw the last episode of "Oprah" and it was sad, we also saw it in class and we talked about her!

I have been on YouTube, Facebook, Blogger and my email accounts.

well anyway... I am done writing for now..

so bye! Until next time fellow readers!

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]

Monday, May 23, 2011

Yesterday was full of drama i wasn't in school but there is a lot of problems with my friends and their family's.
I have been dealing with that too, but there are not major issues that make me want to leave 24 hours a day.

I feel really sorry for my friends(s).

well, yesterday i was supposed to meet up for the project but my partner was sleeping in until 5:00pm because she stayed up really late, so she was really sleepy.

I hope we meet up because we haven't started on our video yet, we made the music but need the video & interview to be done before Wednesday.

I am chatting with my friend right now, and we are just talking about random stuff.

Well anyway...

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]

Sunday, May 22, 2011

 HEY, i am just T.V. is not working right now so i am bored! I am meeting up at my friends house to work on the music project and studying for the math quiz.

I didn't even know this but people thought the world was going to end yesterday, which was WRONG! The weather here in Canada was so NICE yesterday! I LOVED IT!

People also say how the world will end by 2012 which is also a bad guess. However there has been some major accidents happening around the world like Haiti and Japan, there have been floods earthquakes.. but i still don't think the world is going to end by 2012.  BUT anything is possible but the chance of that happening is very VERY low.

OH i found out how to make a fancy smiley face! 

I have been listening to a song called "Blame it on the Alcohol" but the glee version.

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]


Saturday, May 21, 2011


  • decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
  • One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
  • When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • sometimes, not remembering mey be the better.
  • X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while.
  • X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.
  • What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..
  • slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
  • wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
  • X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
  • People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
  • Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  • WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
  • ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
  • Dear Santa, let me explain…
  • I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
  • My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
  • If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.
  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
  • Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
  • Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
  • Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
  • ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
  • _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
  • if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
  • scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.
  • ̿̿̿ ̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
  • Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
  • The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
  • Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.
  • i’ve yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.
  • Cut here —————–✄———————-
  • Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
  • Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
  • Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
  • Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.
  • Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
  • So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
  • X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.
  • Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
  • You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
  • Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
  • I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
  • Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
  • I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
  • X thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
  • Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!
  • what has two ears and cant hear? —————–.> GRANDPA
  • I’m not a racer….But i can fly.
  • press the star below and watch it glow 101 Hilarious Funny Facebook Status Updates
  • ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
  • I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
  • Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
  • X is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
  • Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
  • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
  • X just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
  • X believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
  • ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
  • Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!
  • wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
  • X says don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
  • Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
  • If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
  • eat eat and eat….but don’t eat my brain.
  • I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
  • a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
  • too cool for school.
  • trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
  • the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
  • –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death.
  • definitely not watching what not to wear.
  • forcing my dog to learn how to google.
  • kissing a girl and may or may not be liking it.
  • Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with “according to the prophecy”
  • X is Loading ████████████ 99%
  • Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
  • U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.
  • X went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
  • Hi, my name is Damimeve. The ‘mime’ is silent.
  • I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares.
  • In an interview, “I can multitask housework with facebook!”
  • X is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
  • never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
  • a day late and a dollar short.
  • Insert coin to view my status message.
  • If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
  • We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .
  • happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her.
  • seen pictures of you naked on the internet.
  • remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
  • > $20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you home.
  • 20/20 hearing!